The Incredible Invisible Clothes

For many years now I have wondered why Dan insists upon leaving his clothes draped over chairs and gets very upset when I move them, even if it is to wash them and put them away. But I have finally figured out the reason for his distress..... His clothes become invisible when they are put away! This is TRUE. He will frantically search for a particular item, ask me where it is, I tell him, he will go and look and then come to me and proclaim "Nope, it isn't there." When I look in that spot I can see it plain as day. I used to believe he just enjoyed having me lay his clothes out for him, but now I realize that is not it at all....They are truly invisible to him. If your husband has clothing that will turn invisible when put away, the fix appears to be simple. Buy lots of chairs and leave them throughout the house. Drape one item of clothing over each chair. If these clothes are never put away, they will remain clearly visible to the male species! FYI For underclothes you may place multiple items on the same chair.